Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Street Ball Rap

So I made up this Street Ball Rap a couple years ago.  Thought I'd share it with you all:

My name is Ajay and let's play some ball! Let's see there six of us here and it will be me vs you all. Why you trippin now? I'll make this look easy. Cross over the first one, blow by the rest of them by the time I get to the rim you all think it got breezy! I say we go to 11, they say they've already won, I chirp out "Hey ain't you guys zero and me, one!"  One shot after the other they hit the net so nice, My D isn't bad either I've swatted the biggest guy not once but twice! Now it's game point for me and they all worn out, "What you boys had enough?" I smile and shout! Now I've saved the best for last you'll see. Their so called best defender get's up in my face. I think boy you'll regret for not givin me space! I take 3 quick dribbles and go behind my back, cross over him and he falls to the floor the sound of it's WHACK! Still have my dribble and gettin the flow, five more to sit down let's end this show!  I split the double team leaving 2 left trying to guard. "1 on 6 I think to myself, dude this isn't hard." The next one takes a quick lunge at me, and I quickly spin around, I mumble underneath my breath, "Boy you look like a clown!" One more left to go and of course it's the biggest guy. Not scared, not hesitating, I say "boy I'm going... to fly!" 3 big dribbles and I lunge myself in the air, Nothin this big boy can do but drop his mouth and stare! My tounge comes out, my knees hit him in the chin. As I come to the ground I start to scream at him, "I just dunked on you boy 11 to 1 that's it I WIN!" The guys walk off the court ashamed as could be. I say "Hey wait I ain't done yet I haven't even shot my three!" Now you guys haven't ever heard this story so you might think it's NO WAY. But why don't you meet me on the court and you'll see for yourself I'm the BEST, I'm the GREATEST, I'm AJAY!

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